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Monday, May 16, 2011

Top TV moms

Top TV moms of 2011

With Mother's Day approaching, what better way to honor mothers than to dedicate an entire story to mothers whose children are, well, less than stellar. These children are special in their own way so having them under your tutelage takes a different type of mother - one that is patient and whose actions can be summed up by the behavior of their children.
Here are the Top TV Moms of 2011 - Whose Children Happen to be Dysfunctional.

5. Colleen Donaghy -- "30 Rock"
 Elaine Stritch plays the mother of Jack Donaghy, a network executive whose main job is to oversee programs like "TGS with Tracy Jordan" and the show's slightly unbalanced stars. Jack's life is unstable and it's a wonder how he ever ended up in this high profile position. Elaine is brash and cruel and is everything Jack deserves.


4. Doris Sylvester -- "Glee"
The legendary Carol Burnett plays this mother perfectly to a daughter who is too successful for her own good. If you thought Sue Sylvester had problems, spend a few minutes with Doris. Sue is a loner who has issues with intimacy but wouldn't you if your mother abandoned you to hunt Nazis?

3. Lois Griffin -- "Family Guy"
Alex Borstein beautifully plays the loving wife of Peter Griffin. A mother to her three children, Meg, Chris, and Stewie, Lois is anything but typical for a TV mom. A known drug user with a meth addiction, Lois' other vices include gambling and stealing. Although these traits may be frowned upon, they are all but necessary with an insensitive husband in Peter and three children, one of which who is trying to kill her.

2. Marge Simpson -- "The Simpsons"
For more than 20 years, Julie Kavner has voiced one of the most respected TV moms in television history. Marge Simpson is the voice of reason in a family whose reason for living is slightly questionable. Homer is an idiot, Bart is a troublemaker, Lisa speaks out against topics that a normal child should have no interest in and Maggie hasn't spoken a word in 20 plus years. The Simpsons are the definition of dysfunctional and somehow Marge manages to keep things together. She probably hides her emotions in her bee hive hairdo.

1. Evelyn Harper -- "Two and a Half Men"
Evelyn Harper is not a great mother by any definition of mother. Played by the fantastic Holland Taylor, Evelyn has been known to sleep around and get drunk - a lot. Her boys are adults and Evelyn's behavior is bar none. However, with all of her bad doings, Evelyn gets credit for dealing with one of the biggest nut jobs in history - Charlie Sheen. If you were the mother, fictional or not, of the warlock Charlie Sheen, you would be drinking and sleeping around as well. The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree in this situation. If I have to hear, "winning" one more time, I'm going to have a drink too.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Television Star Salaries


Television Star Salaries
American Idol
Viewers: 24 million

American Idol

The newest "American Idol" judges will join the show next season: Jennifer Lopez and Aerosmith's Steven Tyler (no word yet on how much he'll earn). The stars will join longtime host Randy Jackson, who recently secured his spot on the panel for another year. Host Ryan Seacrest's salary isn't too shabby either.

Let's compare their salaries with counterparts in top 10 network shows.

Two and a Half Men
Viewers: 14.4 million
Two and a half men
Charlie Sheen, who did a stint in rehab, and underwent a tumultuous separation, almost left his popular sitcom "Two and a Half Men" after a salary dispute. The show, which also stars Jon Cryer, is among the top 10 shows on network TV, according to Nielsen ratings.
Charlie Sheen is near the top of the highest paid list with a hefty pay raise, up from this amount.

House M.D.
Viewers: 19.4 million
House M.D.
As Dr. Gregory House, the lovable yet curmudgeonly star of "House M.D.," Brit Hugh Laurie takes home a bundle.

The Oprah Winfrey Show
Viewers: 14 million
The Oprah Winfrey Show
The talk show queen's yearly paycheck is one of the largest.
Even though this will be her show's last year (how long has it been on?), she has major TV plans.


Judge Judy
Viewers: 14 million
Judge Judy
As well as bringing home the bacon (how much does she earn?), the syndicated cynical TV judge has even surpassed the media queen in ratings.

Late Show With David Letterman
Viewers: 3.7 million
Late Show With David Letterman
Even though this nightly news program beat both Letterman and Leno, Letterman is still one of the kings of late night, and his paycheck is proof.

Law and Order: SVU
Viewers: 9 million
Law & Order: SVU
Stars Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni both take home a pretty paycheck for their work.


Dancing With the Stars
Viewers: 24.1 million
Dancing With the Stars
Celebrity contestants earn about $200,000 per season; the winner gets a bonus. The pro dancers earn much less. Len Goodman is thought to nab six figures.

Undercover Boss
Viewers: 16.7 million
Undercover Boss
Among the financial benefits of reality TV is no expensive actors.


60 Minutes
Viewers: 14.5 million
60 Minutes
Lesley Stahl reportedly earns low seven figures annually. For "60 Minutes" and her regular gig, Katie Couric's yearly grand total ...
 Back in 1987, Andy Rooney's weekly salary was revealed.


NCIS
Viewers: 13 million
NCIS
If rumors are correct, Mark Harmon's episodic salary is less than half Sheen's fee.
One "Law & Order: SVU" actress is reported to earn more than Harmon.


The Big Bang Theory
Viewers: 13.4 million
The Big Bang Theory
To equal Sheen's per viewer ratio, "TBBT" actors would get $800,000 per episode. The cast owes some of its large audience to Sheen.

Castle
Viewers: 12.2 million
'Castle' TV show
See the "TV Guide" salary survey for an idea of what star Nathan Fillion earns.
Would he do another "Firefly" series? Fillion says yes: "Daddy's got bills to pay!"

Grey's Anatomy
Viewers: 11.6 million
Grey's Anatomy
Patrick Dempsey and Ellen Pompeo pull in around $250,000 per episode.
Upset with her initial salary, Katherine Heigl renegotiated, then left.

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