Famous funny, dumb and stupid celebrity quotes«Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.»
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. One of the worst celebrity quotes ever.
«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»
Christina Aguilera«If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
«Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.» - Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel
«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.» - Milos Forman, Film director
«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.» - Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.
«The internet is a great way to get on the net.» - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.» - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.» - Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)
«I think war is a dangerous place.» - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)
«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.» - Greg Norman, Golfer
«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.» - Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college
«Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.» - Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal
«These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.» - Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player
«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.» - Paris Hilton (December 2003)
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«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.» Mariah Carey, pop singer
Britney Spears: “I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”While this wasn’t a one off (Japan’s not in Africa, Britney!) it’s a pretty rookie error from a younger, pre-losing-it Miss Spears.
Gwyneth Paltrow: “I am convinced that by eating biological foods it is possible to avoid a tumor.” What else were you thinking of eating?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” What the Governator probably means here is that, in his opinion, gay marriage simply should not be.
David Hasselhoff: “I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.” Honestly, that explains everything.
Carla Bruni: “When I was having my hair and make-up done backstage at a fashion show, I would sneak in a copy of Dostoevsky and read it inside a copy of Elle or Vogue. But it would be pretentious of me to say I was more intelligent than the other supermodels.” That’s the smuggest thing I’ve ever heard!
Victoria Beckham (on her autobiography): “It’s straight from the horse’s mouth. Not that I’m saying I’m a horse.” Good clarification, Posh!
Cindy Crawford: “In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it’s not like a blank stare.”
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