Kat Von D and Jesse James split up again. Yes, AGAIN. Von D confirmed the news with one of her tedious, whiny Fabebook posts lacking any real substance or self-awareness. In some kind of weird listicle better suited to a 12-year-old’s MySpace, Von D tells fans she’s not moving from Los Angeles to Texas where James lives, her L.A.-based tattoo parlor and art gallery are not closing, and ‘I am not in a relationship. (And I apologize for all the ‘back and forth’ if it’s caused any confusion). She’s clarifying for those who were confused by the July 26 break-up and then her August 19 announcement that she was back with James and planning a life of cancelled reality shows and tattooed anti-Semite babies. Once again, she’s gone running to People.com for her exclusive statement (Us Weekly has nothing): ‘It was clear to me that we were just on two different paths in life. My friend put it best when he said I could never be more deserving of total, noble love. And as a woman, I think it’s important to know your value and never lose sight of that… I wish Jesse nothing but the best in life and in love.’
