Tuesday, November 1, 2011

17 Tips To His Wife

17 Tips To His Wife
1. Three things need to show their husbands as little as possible: the tears, hairy armpits and character.

2. Do not rush to say, this is your man, yet you will not experience with loss, victory, strange victory. And repair.

3. Do not count on the fact that your husband will be strong in what you own "zero without a stick." Is a good chance that the most sensible of the proposed solutions would you hug and cry together.
4. You must be at least one crowning dish. But this is not exactly what you nursed her husband at the dawn of relations, he required supplements and shouted: "Divine!" Most likely, that your "carbonara" he still remembers the pain in my heart and stomach, but etiquette demanded from First Dates his generosity.

5. Whatever may have been a bad day for both of you time and effort to blow there will always be.

6. However, sometimes husbands do not want sex, and put his head on his knees, and women to be patted on the back.

7. Before you do something, imagine what would be the person your husband when you tell him about it.

8. Do not get smart in front of his friends and superiors with the expectation that they will come to a conclusion as incredibly lucky guy with a wife. Rather, the man will look in their eyes and a henpecked loser. Just to look good.

9. My husband just as much reason to be offended, that you is dropped the toilet seat, how do you - that he leaves it raised.

10. If your husband is going to make or already have been foolish, and you can keep quiet. But if the meanness - for anything! To live with a man whom you and a man not think - terrible from participating.

11. He must know your little weakness (pieces 3-5, no more) and universal ways to neutralize them / meet. Otherwise, he would regularly come to the conclusion that living with a stranger.

12. The best way to wean my husband to give flowers for no reason - to meet him armed with a bouquet, and the phrase: "Tell me frankly, what's wrong?"

13. What you rashly think "fuzz on his upper lip," could easily be a full mustache. And even usischami. My husband did not tell you about it on pain of budget execution. Therefore, dui to the beautician and insist on an honest answer, whether it is necessary to "this" to do something.

14. When someone else's husband pulls the last 1,000 rubles on champagne and fireworks - it romantic when your - wally.

15. For intra-harmony is equally important to keep clean and beautiful as the bikini area and sms history and histori-correspondences in the browser.

16. Two blankets - a symbol not of the crisis in the relationship, and that you are "mature couple".

17. Two things that can not speak to their husbands, - "You're a loser" and "I'm with you never had an orgasm." If this is true, you must carry it with you, if not in the grave, the other in marriage.

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